Wednesday, October 31, 2012

If I were a candidate ...



If I were a candidate
And you were undecided
Would you vote for me anyway
Could I kiss your... baby


If I was a stinker
Would you mind helping me
To get the post I seek
With you standing behind me

Say you'll vote for promises
Say you'll vote for appearances
I've given you my best one liners
Can't you give me your vote on Tuesday

If I wave my hands in the air
Would you still vote for me
Answer me babe, "Yes I would
I'll put you above me"

If I were the chief lawmaker
Working on the budget
Would you put your trust in me
With my hand in your wallet

If I were a candidate
And you were undecided
Would you vote for me anyway
Could I kiss your... baby

Would you vote for me anyway
Could I kiss your... baby


Apologies to James Timothy "Tim" Hardin (December 23, 1941 – December 29, 1980)