I dreamt I met a Carolinian
A most amazing man
He had that look
You very rarely find
That calm and peaceful kind
I gave him sixty days
To say what had happened
How it all began
I asked again
He never said a word
As if he hadn't heard
And next the room was full
Of wild and angry bishops
They seemed to hate this man
They fell on him and then disappeared
Then I saw thousands of millions
Crying for this man
And then I heard them mentioning my name
And leaving me the blame
Apologies to Andrew Lloyd Webber (Jesus Christ Superstar)